Contract An STD.
Eat A Sandwich.
What Can I Do?
- Be a unique person like a Hick or a Rich Kid.
- Get a job as a Code Monkey or Pirate.
- Graduate high school, go to college, or drop out and get your GED.
You can even ruin the lives of the remaining players from the grave after you die and it will most likely result in them saying...
F-Life: A Card Game About Adulthood is a dark humor party card game about life and the terrible things that happen to us all. Gain as much money as possible before you die. Whoever has the most amount of money after all of the players have died wins!
The game is played by each player getting a backstory, job, and education. Players then take turns drawing cards from the many decks in the game while trying to earn as much money as possible. Sounds easy, but when life fucks you over all the time... It gets difficult.
During the game players will age, get married, lose their job, buy a car, eat a sandwich, and much more during their life. All while trying to avoid growing old and entering retirement. When a player enters retirement, they are at risk of dying! You're out of the game when you die, but don't worry you still get to play! Dead players draw from the graveyard deck and use these cards to screw over the remaining living players. People scream and hate you for a while. It's pretty great.
This game goes well with alcohol, friends, and depression. This game was also probably printed in a communist country using child labor. Who knows? I don't. You should still buy it anyway.
F-Life: A Card Game About Adulthood
Base Set + BONUS!
*For a limited time get a free 10 Card Expansion Pack and 1 large T-Shirt!$30 $25
This 375 card Base Set gives you everything you need to get started playing this amazing game. Don't overthink this decision. Buy it. What's life without a little impulse buying?
Est. Shipping Date - First Quarter 2020